What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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