- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Loperson

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Face...the other white meat!

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Oh s***

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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