And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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How high is a Chinaman

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You idiot.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Knock knock

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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