- Anti Joke

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.