A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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A mum and a dad were having guests round for dinner. The daughter overheard them arguing. Dad was calling mum a b*tch and mum was calling dad a b*stard. The daughter asked them what it meant and they just said, "oh, it just means ladies and gentlemen". Later, when mum was doing her makeup, she dropped it and said oh "sh*t". Daughter asked what it meant and mum replked "it's just another word for makeup". After that, dad dropped the turkey and said "oh, F*ck!" Daughter asked what it meant and he replied "its another word for cooking". When the guests arrived, the daughter answered the door, and said "hello b*tches and b*stards. Mums upstairs stuffing sh*t on her face and dads in the kitchen f*cking the turkey".

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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