- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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