- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

VAL SUCKS

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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