Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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