- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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