"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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ass.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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