Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Tunechi

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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John Cena

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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