Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

I dont have a girlfriend

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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