There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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womens rights

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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