- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

YOLO

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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