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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

The queen having a shit

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Get on your knees Ho

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

this site is an antijoke

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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