What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...