- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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