The queen having a shit

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Penis.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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this site is an antijoke

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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