A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Life

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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