What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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My kids are mistakes.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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Well, there's one way...

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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