- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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