- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

save me from the nothing ive become

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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