What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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i like men but im not gay

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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