knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Anti Joke

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