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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Women's Rights Movement

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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