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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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so how about that irline food

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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