- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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