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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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