roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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What's 9+10? 19.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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