how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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