Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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