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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

I shot a bitch.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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