- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

what do u call a apple a apple

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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