Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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