- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

what do gay people eat?? food

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

If you were a cactus, why?

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

You bumder!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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