What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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