- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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