What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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i like men but im not gay

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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