Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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hey, my names mark.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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MySpace.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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