- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Womans baksetball...

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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