- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

don't read this

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

hey, my names mark.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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