- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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