- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

The dewey decimal system

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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