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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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