A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Feminism

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Xbox One

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Miscarriages.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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