Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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hi mom

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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