why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

A seal walks into a club.

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