What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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People...

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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