- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "No."

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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