Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A French man gets into a fight

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Justin Bieber

Queens Park rangers

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

gay people

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

THe Election

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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