- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

No thank you, I don't like violence

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