HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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