- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

I am very humble.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Y u do dis?

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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