- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Women can vote? WTF

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

sorry son your nanas been put down

Coldpaly is a good band

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What comes after 69? mouthwash

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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