- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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