What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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