- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

No thank you, I don't like violence

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

A Pakistani news reader.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

An Aisian failed a test

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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