- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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