- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Women's Professional _________

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

why do mexicans get made fun of

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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