Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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