- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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