- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

A woman leaves the kitchen.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??