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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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