- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Where's my tractor?

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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