A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

a woman votes!

Neil is a reterd.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Republicans

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

You're tall.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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