- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Women's Rights

What happened to my sunglasses?

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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