roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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