How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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