- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

being sober in a bar fight

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

its funny cuz i laughed!

tommy is retared

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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