- Anti Joke

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.