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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Keanu Reaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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