Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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Koalas mum is a slut

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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purple pickles

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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KILL WHITEY

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