- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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