Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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