- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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