- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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