- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

everybody loves raymond

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

the midget went to the midget store

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

How do you make a car? You build it.

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