- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

dick dick dick... frogs

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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