- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job