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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.