What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Nickelback

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you first

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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