What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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