- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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