A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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