Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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Do you love me? No.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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