Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

The Female Orgasm

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Smelly Indians.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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