- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Weed.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

I pooped.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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