Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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* anti-punchline

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Punching a baby

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Sex

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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