- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

Women drivers...

What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

Who's on first? Garvey.

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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