What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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We are lawyers

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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neil likes pube toast

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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