- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

being sober in a bar fight

tommy is retared

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Women can vote? WTF

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Poop

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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