knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Ron Paul for President!

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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