Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Poop...

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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are you gay does your mom know

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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