A woman is carried out of a bar.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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