Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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You just read this ..

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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