- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Moral

a woman votes!

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

no pun intended

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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