- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Black People

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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