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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

womens rights.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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