SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Your mother is average.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

The Holocaust

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

WEED!

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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