- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why can't february march Because april may

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??