Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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sharks

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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