Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

im at school

This is an anti joke

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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