How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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