- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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homosexuals are gay

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

i lyk 2 eet pup

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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