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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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