Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

your moms my other ride

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Female rights.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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