A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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