- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Hi, my name is Jake.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Who is John Galt?

What's clear and wet? water

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

knock knock no ones home

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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