- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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