Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Get on your knees Ho

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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