How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Anti Joke

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