A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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My love life

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Xbox One

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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