- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

everybody loves raymond

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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