- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

my mind's eye?

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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