- Anti Joke

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust