A seal walks into a club.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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Yock

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Anti Joke

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