- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

this is not a drill.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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