- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Gretta has five legs? -no

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

AIDS.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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