A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Jews

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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black people

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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