Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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