Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

ur an fagit

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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