- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

An Asian man fails a math test

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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