- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

You're tall.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

This is not funny.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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