- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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