Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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