Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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