1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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