How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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tommy is retared

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being sober in a bar fight

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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