When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Mullets

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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