What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Daym im romantic

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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