Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Refrigerator

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

anal seepage

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A woman walks into a bar.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

penis?

Homosexualism is so gay man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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