What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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minorities.....

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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