- Anti Joke

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.