why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

why do mexicans get made fun of

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Nuneaton..

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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