knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Justin Bieber

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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gay people

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Queens Park rangers

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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The EPA.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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THe Election

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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