What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

The EPA.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

I am very humble.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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