- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Your mums a potato

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

A: Knock Knock B: ...

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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