Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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THE GAME

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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no pun intended

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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