Thats sweet, thank you then.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

yes i can connor, this is brett.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

no pun intended

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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