- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Refrigerator

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

anal seepage

A woman walks into a bar.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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