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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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