Well, there's one way...

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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long in the tooth!

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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My kids are mistakes.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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