Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Women's Rights

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Women's rights.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Women's rights.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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