what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Vaginal secretions

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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