(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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