- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

hi mom

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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