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Guess who is violent. Osama

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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