- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

drew edminstin is a rat

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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