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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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