Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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