The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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