Ryan Holden is a faggot.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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