- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

Black People

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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