What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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