- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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