- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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