- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

for keeps?

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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