There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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