What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

a black guy walks into a black bar

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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