What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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PICKLES

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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