whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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