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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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im gay

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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