- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

George Bush.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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