What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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I Raped And Killed A Little Girl Called Zoe. It All Started When I Raped A Girl In Her School, I Always Waited Outside Of Her School in my white van, one day the girl I raped before Zoe confronted me in my white van, I asked her if she wanted to see my puppies in the back of the van, she said yes, I locked her in there, I kidnapped her. The next day that girl Mysteriously Died. Iwonder how? Tee hee hee... The next day Zoe came up to my van, She also said yes about the puppies too! I kidnapped her and raped her. The next day I was rushed to hospital, I was revealed by the doctor I Had Been Diagnosed With HIV, I knew it was from her because she is the only girl I'd raped, So I walked home. When I Was Walking Home, I Was Thinking About How Angry I Was With That Lil' Bitch; I Was Thinking of ways to kill her, when I got home I heard her listen to; Bang Bang~ By Ariana Grande, Nikki Minaj And Jessie J. That Got Me thinking, Ah, that's how I am going to kill her. So I opened my cage and Got my gun out; I killed her. Blood Was Dripping Down from her head, I Grabbed the corpse and put It in my basement, after that I started licking her fanny, Drinking Her pussy juice. Then I drained all of her Blood out of her body and bottled it. After all the draining I had 600,000 Bottles. I Drunk one of them. and may I just say: it was delicious! After that, I went online and sold all the bottles to I.Am.A.Vampire.Com For £1million Pounds!! Man is now mega rich and I brought a slut and fucked her. I Now lift a fucking amazing life because of a vulnerable, Dumb Ass girl called Zoe. Thank you!!!!!

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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