A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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