Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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Asians.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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"Knock knock." "No."

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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