Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Burp

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Anthony sucks

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Justin Bieber

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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