- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Why did? Yes

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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