What's 6 + 9? 15.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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