Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

I dont have a girlfriend

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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