What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Man U

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

The Moon Landing.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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