- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

John Cena

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

sorry got to poo

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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