- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Rick Santorum 2012

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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