What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Xbox One

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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Rebecca Black.

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Help I'm being raped!

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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