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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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