why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

womens rights.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Boys have swag, real men have class

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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