Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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your mom died.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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A kid has no friends.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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