What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

Knock knock

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

A: Do you like it B: No

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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