What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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