Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Robin get in the Batmobile.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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