Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Man U

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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If you were a cactus, why?

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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You bumder!

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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