- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

Your gay

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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