have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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So I was walking down the road today

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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