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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

A Fat Kenyan

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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