Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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knock knock whos their a person

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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YO FACE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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