a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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