Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Not a joke.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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How would you rule?

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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