- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Knock Knock Come in.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

it's funny because it's funny

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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