Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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What happen? Idk...

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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