I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

This is a joke.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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