What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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What did the fish say after he

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Guess who is violent. Osama

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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