- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Women's Rights

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Refrigerator

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

what is racecar backwards in reverse

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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