I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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canadians

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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