What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

who's a slut... you're mom

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Knock Knock Come in.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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