How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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