King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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Queens Park rangers

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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