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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

I once did something.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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