when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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