I'm Batman.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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