- Anti Joke

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

You bumder!

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

If you were a cactus, why?