- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Women's Rights

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Refrigerator

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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