- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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