- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

I'm Batman.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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