what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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