What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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ass.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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