You're a frog

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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women's rights

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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pudding

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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#IHateHashtags

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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