How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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