- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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