- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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