- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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