Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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I woke up today

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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A Fat Kenyan

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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