why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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I have aids

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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