- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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