What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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My Butthole.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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I'm Batman.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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