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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Knock Knock Go Away

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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