- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Asians.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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