yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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