Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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this is stupid .... yep

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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hi joshua

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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