Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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