- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Waseem is a hard worker.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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