Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Potato!

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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