Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Republicans

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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Start by getting your fucking ass off this site and get me the fucking money asap yourself! And your contact information! Fuck your "eye for an eye" piece of shit example, I want redemption! If I am to live with self respect after losing a FUCKING EYEBALL! I demand that you lose EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! YOU FUCKING QUEER HYPOCRITE! And I am not asking that you take away everything, I will take everything you hold dear away from you myself! Then again, why do that when I can get straight to the source and break your spine, and that is just the first step to making you wish you where dead! That you end up begging me for THE SWEET MERCY OF DEATH! Listen, if you want to talk, lets talk, if you claim to be so fucking powerful get on a goddamn jet and get over here yourself, no goons, no "shadows", no "followers" of "your order" when you present it, and "our order" when YOU FUCK UP! Only then will I "listen to reason", it is only reasonable you come out of your fucking hiding place and face me! I wont fight you, I wont kill you, but you better get your fucking face over here yourself.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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