What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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hello anomonous

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Testicles.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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