Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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obama

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Feminism.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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no

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George Bush.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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