What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

You're a frog

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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