- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Potato!

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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