Do you speak alien? Hola.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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children burning

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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