What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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A russian gives away vodka.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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