whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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obama

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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all jokes aside...

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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