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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Wanna here a good joke?

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's the dick??? east

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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