Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

I'm hungry.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

the WNBA

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

That's illegal What? Your mom

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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