how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Knock, Knock ...

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

Anti Joke

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