How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Knock, Knock. Come in!

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

thumb_up thumb_down +11

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Woman rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

thumb_up thumb_down +9

This sentence is a lie.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops