Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

I'm hungry.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

I killed someone on minecraft.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

whats 2+2? 4

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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