In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

the WNBA

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

NAACP

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

I'm hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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