a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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poop

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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MySpace.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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