What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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