We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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