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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

the holocaust

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

I went to work today....

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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