What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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snooki

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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