- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

I'm hungry.

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