- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

woman..parallel parking

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

Continents are large islands.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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