- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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