ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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