- Anti Joke

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Asians

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.