- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

What killed the name cool? Coolio

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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