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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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Bob Saget

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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